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1.Dat moment when u nd ur father is arguing about football nd he says pogba plays better dan messi nd u mistakenly replied "see dis mumu oh".
2. The moment you pass by your village chief priest without greeting, and he said, ''Son, so you can't greet'', O boy you better start praying against dumbness.
3.Guys have 3 types of boxers
Normal boxers
Sagging /swagging boxers
And she's coming boxers .
4: My friend stop masturbating, who knows if that wasted child can invent a phone that can browse for free
5.WHEN RUNNING
Slim people:
Fat people:
6. That moment when you are trying to impress your crush and you now tell the taxi driver "You can keep the change", then he yells "Oga, your money never complete".
7. Sister if u like him, go ahead and toast him which one is Big head
8. LAST SEEN: Whatsapp- 1Min ago .facebook M - 5Mins ago,
Twitter- 2Mins ago.
BIBLE - 2002. My dear, the Devil has soaked your cane in kerosene
2. Android Subscription:
The only reason I don't have a plot of land yet.
9. Slay queen, slay queen and your teeth yellow pass Mtn logo.. It's not my handwriting oo
...
10. Respect every pregnant woman biko
is not easy walking around with the evidence that she had sex
11. Somewhere in Ghana now a guy is smelling his "BOXERS" just to check if he can wear it again after 3days
God is watching you, my brother
??
12. The shortest conversation in the world is when you're in the toilet and someone opens the door.
# YOU : EEEEEH!
# ThePerson : AAAAAH!
End of conversation.
13. Dis 9ja nawa i went to nepa office to pay nepa bill den dey took light a nepa staff shout thunder fire nepa pls share dis to ur friends
14. My neighbour came back drunk and has been knocking at his door from 9am up to now, but he STAYS ALONE. Should i tell him that he's not around.
15.30 minutes post u got 705 likes
3 hours exam u got 5 marks
sister, the devil is dancing WO with ur destiny
16. Since my primary school till now, I don't understand why teacher's toilet were out of bound
I wonder what treasure is there
17.Guys, whatever you do in this life don't offend your village people.
A guy in my neighborhood won 500k from bet9ja and his girlfriend washed it with his trousers.
Alcohol and Love , the official sponsors of madness.
18.Welcome to Nigeria where girls borrow makeup and dress just to visit a guy who borrows room from his friend
Too much *confusion* and *transmission*
19. You will hang your pant in your boyfriend's bathroom and be claiming woman of the House, awon chief territory maker, another girl will come and use it to burst pimples
20.We should have a day for walking naked, just to remember Adam and Eve
No be my handwriting o
21.Kate: No sex, I'm
mourning my father.
Dagboru: I know, that's why I
wore a black condom.
Open your legs and accept
my condolence...
22. How old were you when you realised da word POLICE stands for "Public Officer for Legal Investigations and Criminal Emergencies"....???
23.Africa is d only place people smell dere armpit 2 decide if dey will shower or nt
Don't argue wit me am a village elder, lol
24. Sometimes I wish human live like birds of the sky. U don't need to buy food, buy cloth, afraid of nothing Most importantly U don't need to toast a female bird, u just chase and land where u desire(if u know u know )
25. What's the essence of wearing a gucci pant if u can't open ur legs wide for people to see that you have made it in life.
My sister dress anyhow u like jhare.
26. It is better to have sex with your daughter than a stranger to rape her. It is part of sex education so that your daughter knows how to handle it when they get there – Ghanaian man says
Angel Gabriel please if it is trumpet the one delaying please blow whistle we will hear it like that, enough is enough...
27.Black parents will compare you with other kids but when you compare them with other pare
nts.Hehehehe my friend you will be homeless.
28. THINKING OUT LOUD
Dating a girl with big pussy is very risky
What if u fall inside
29.If the children of Israel were like Boys and girls of
today while
crossing the red sea, they would have spent the whole
day in d middle of the sea, taking pictures and up
loading it on Facebook, whatsapp, bbm, Twitter
even on instagram with comments like:
(1). Chilling with bro Moses.
(2). Miracle things on point.
(3). Cruising on the red sea.
(4). Omo see fish flexing.
(5). Pharaoh no fit catch us.
(6). Fish for sale, ping for delivery.
(7). Flexing with uncle Aaron
(8). Swimming mood activated.
(9). Me and my boo on fish hunting
(10). We don cross the red sea na God winur boy
30.May all the phones of those who Enjoy my post
without dropping a comment get stolen b4 2020 Amen....
And may the rainbow of blessings cover those wu like and comment
Wait oooo What if Jesus decides to celebrate his birthday by blowing the Trumpet.
choose the funnies one
Loaded
1.Dat moment when u nd ur father is arguing about football nd he says pogba plays better dan messi nd u mistakenly replied "see dis mumu oh".
2. The moment you pass by your village chief priest without greeting, and he said, ''Son, so you can't greet'', O boy you better start praying against dumbness.
3.Guys have 3 types of boxers
Normal boxers
Sagging /swagging boxers
And she's coming boxers .
4: My friend stop masturbating, who knows if that wasted child can invent a phone that can browse for free
5.WHEN RUNNING
Slim people:
Fat people:
6. That moment when you are trying to impress your crush and you now tell the taxi driver "You can keep the change", then he yells "Oga, your money never complete".
7. Sister if u like him, go ahead and toast him which one is Big head
8. LAST SEEN: Whatsapp- 1Min ago .facebook M - 5Mins ago,
Twitter- 2Mins ago.
BIBLE - 2002. My dear, the Devil has soaked your cane in kerosene
2. Android Subscription:
The only reason I don't have a plot of land yet.
9. Slay queen, slay queen and your teeth yellow pass Mtn logo.. It's not my handwriting oo
...
10. Respect every pregnant woman biko
is not easy walking around with the evidence that she had sex
11. Somewhere in Ghana now a guy is smelling his "BOXERS" just to check if he can wear it again after 3days
God is watching you, my brother
??
12. The shortest conversation in the world is when you're in the toilet and someone opens the door.
# YOU : EEEEEH!
# ThePerson : AAAAAH!
End of conversation.
13. Dis 9ja nawa i went to nepa office to pay nepa bill den dey took light a nepa staff shout thunder fire nepa pls share dis to ur friends
14. My neighbour came back drunk and has been knocking at his door from 9am up to now, but he STAYS ALONE. Should i tell him that he's not around.
15.30 minutes post u got 705 likes
3 hours exam u got 5 marks
sister, the devil is dancing WO with ur destiny
16. Since my primary school till now, I don't understand why teacher's toilet were out of bound
I wonder what treasure is there
17.Guys, whatever you do in this life don't offend your village people.
A guy in my neighborhood won 500k from bet9ja and his girlfriend washed it with his trousers.
Alcohol and Love , the official sponsors of madness.
18.Welcome to Nigeria where girls borrow makeup and dress just to visit a guy who borrows room from his friend
Too much *confusion* and *transmission*
19. You will hang your pant in your boyfriend's bathroom and be claiming woman of the House, awon chief territory maker, another girl will come and use it to burst pimples
20.We should have a day for walking naked, just to remember Adam and Eve
No be my handwriting o
21.Kate: No sex, I'm
mourning my father.
Dagboru: I know, that's why I
wore a black condom.
Open your legs and accept
my condolence...
22. How old were you when you realised da word POLICE stands for "Public Officer for Legal Investigations and Criminal Emergencies"....???
23.Africa is d only place people smell dere armpit 2 decide if dey will shower or nt
Don't argue wit me am a village elder, lol
24. Sometimes I wish human live like birds of the sky. U don't need to buy food, buy cloth, afraid of nothing Most importantly U don't need to toast a female bird, u just chase and land where u desire(if u know u know )
25. What's the essence of wearing a gucci pant if u can't open ur legs wide for people to see that you have made it in life.
My sister dress anyhow u like jhare.
26. It is better to have sex with your daughter than a stranger to rape her. It is part of sex education so that your daughter knows how to handle it when they get there – Ghanaian man says
Angel Gabriel please if it is trumpet the one delaying please blow whistle we will hear it like that, enough is enough...
27.Black parents will compare you with other kids but when you compare them with other pare
nts.Hehehehe my friend you will be homeless.
28. THINKING OUT LOUD
Dating a girl with big pussy is very risky
What if u fall inside
29.If the children of Israel were like Boys and girls of
today while
crossing the red sea, they would have spent the whole
day in d middle of the sea, taking pictures and up
loading it on Facebook, whatsapp, bbm, Twitter
even on instagram with comments like:
(1). Chilling with bro Moses.
(2). Miracle things on point.
(3). Cruising on the red sea.
(4). Omo see fish flexing.
(5). Pharaoh no fit catch us.
(6). Fish for sale, ping for delivery.
(7). Flexing with uncle Aaron
(8). Swimming mood activated.
(9). Me and my boo on fish hunting
(10). We don cross the red sea na God winur boy
30.May all the phones of those who Enjoy my post
without dropping a comment get stolen b4 2020 Amen....
And may the rainbow of blessings cover those wu like and comment
Wait oooo What if Jesus decides to celebrate his birthday by blowing the Trumpet.
choose the funnies one
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